Analyze This

We were in Monterey for a bone chilling summer wedding on the coast last weekend. Because it was an evening wedding, we decided to stay in a cheap motel instead of driving the two hours home in the wee hours of the morning.

While flipping through the hard-bound "Things to do in Monterey" booklet, I came across many scribbled pages, as well as this lovely drawing. It's hard to see, but this was the Wineries tab.

Let's discuss. I say that mommy is pregnant, and only child Jr. is not pleased. This is how he thinks mommy feels. Plus, she's pretty depressed about only having one leg and one stumpy arm.

Alan's analysis is much simpler. Pregnant mommy is sad because she can't go to the wineries.

Any thoughts? I look forward to hearing your professional analysis.