Bathroom Etiquette

Most boys are messy, we can all agree on this. But I'm not going there. See JLo's blog for posts about messy boys.

Today, let's discuss what is up with women in corporate bathrooms? Where does the common courtesy go? And hygiene? When you drop a paper towel or piece of toilet paper on the ground, is it really that hard to pick it up? Sure, the bathroom floor is questionable, but you don't have to actually touch the floor to pick up what you dropped. Guess what? I don't enjoy having your toilet paper stuck to my shoe.

And hello! Even though I am in the stall, I can hear you leave without washing your hands. We have auto soap and water dispensers, so you don't even have to touch anything. The toilets auto flush too, but take a look before you exit, and ensure that nothing was left behind. It's okay to flush twice.

And lastly, I understand that you don't want to touch the door to open it. We know half the women don't wash their hands. I don't want to touch the door either. But when you use a paper towel to open the door, keep it in your hand and throw it in the trash at your desk. Don't just throw it on the bathroom floor. As my grandmother would say, "Where you raised in a barn?"

And even if you were raised in a barn, you should know better. Most barns I've been in are pretty darn tidy. Even the animals don't want to poop where they eat.

This post wasn't really aimed at the excellent ladies that ready my blog. I just needed to vent about the gross women that I am forced to share a bathroom with here are work. Thanks for listening